Pizza Rolls on Pizza Bagel bites On Personal Pizzas on a Pizza.
America.
what a nice salad
what a nice salad
what a nice salad
WHAT A NICE SALAD….
what a nice salad
what a nice salad
ohmygod
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#The best part is that it’s not just a salute to the canon #It makes fun of what the collective canon has done with the detective image #Because Sherlock Holmes in the ACD canon doesn’t have that perpetual deerstalker #So it pays tribute to the image while also pointing out that it’s a little bit silly #But at the same time respecting it and having fun with it #THAT is how you adapt an decades of literary tradition and canonical development into something new
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Some graffiti found in Pompeii’s ruins:
- Weep, you girls. My penis has given you up. Now it penetrates men’s behinds. Goodbye, wondrous femininity!
- Restituta, take off your tunic, please, and show us your hairy privates.
- I screwed the barmaid.
- Apollinaris, the doctor of the emperor Titus, defecated well here.
- I screwed a lot of girls here.
- Sollemnes, you screw well!
- Theophilus, don’t perform oral sex on girls against the city wall like a dog.
Nice to see nothing has changed.
I love this.
I am laughing so hard
someone basically wrote “secundus is gay” on the wall humankind has not changed at all
I fucking love my major jesus christ i love pompeii and roman graffiti and just the romans in general god bless em
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when you aren’t your best friend’s best friend
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do you ever look at people’s urls and whisper “you don’t deserve it.”
i’m still crying
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made rebloggable as requested
Please, if you have any experience of the British exam system, reblog this like wildfire.
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CAN WE TALK ABOUT THIS SHOT PLEASE??? About how his eyes are mostly in shadow until the last few frames when he lifts his head up just a bit and LIGHT COMES INTO HIS EYES WITH HIS EPIPHANY!?!?!?
Fucking christ I love this show.
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fucking hell i never realized how much ba;lkd caj;lksdnf looks like the love child of miguel and tulio holy shit
(Source: 221batched, via thedoctorsjawn)
I mean I tend to carry my babies a tad more gently but
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british tv adverts:
- meerkats complaining about car insurance websites
- stephen hawking sending a man into a blackhole
- puppies selling toilet paper
- david tennant sitting on richard branson’s lap
- moonwalking shetland ponies
- ???
- ??
- ?
You forgot the cats with thumbs
*DUBSTEP MUSIC* WE BUY ANY CAR (DOT COM) WE BUY ANY CAR (DOT COM) ANY ANY ANY ANY ENTER YOUR REG NUMBER NOW AT WE BUY ANY CAR (DOT COM)
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“I was born in the wrong generation!” I scream as I churn my own butter and marry my cousin
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