nothing here is vegetarian.

helyon:


finally.

turkey-imported-from-maine:

firelorcl:

meladoodle:

i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed

a dentist

i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police

(Source: meladoodle, via harrypotter-and-lordoftherings)

4gifs:

Pet fish likes to be tossed. [video]
dickdiamonds:

If anyone’s gonna be in charge of my funeral I would want it to be this guy
livershit:

those rollercoaster goers got owned as fuck
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